Friday, September 21, 2007

Boys and tips for them

Boys can be such jerks sometimes. Like, in gym class if a boy likes you he'l try to impress you by running really fast, doing extra push-ups and jerky stuff like that. If only guys knew that girls who actually have minds and are worth liking really don't care about that stuff. It's almost the same with being smart. Except girls care if you try and don't care if you're really smart. Plus, boys are really anoying when they act like school is a big joke. It also makes it really ovious that they like you when you act all tough-guy around you. It also bugs me when a boy is really unsanitary and smells bad. So to all boys, if you like a girl, wear some kind of strongish deodorant, but PLEASE don't spend 5 minutes spraying bottles of axe over your entire body!!Girls appreciate people who aren't geeks or nerds, so no showing off brainiac stuff, even if their T-shirts say "I "heart" nerds" or something like that. But that doesn't mean a girl does't appreciate a smart boy, in fact, most girls like someone smart. You might also want tobe a little bit sensitive. Not like all crying about puppies or stuff, because that's just fake, but world issues like global warming or something like that. Clothing is, believe it or not, can realy affect how a girl sees you. Dress a little bit simple but still trendy, but try not to overdo it or stand out. Don'ts are polos, front facing baseball caps, tye dye, wide shouldered tank tops (except for beaters), mommy jeans (see blog entitled Spilling the Beans on Fashionable Jeans for more info on mommy jeans and other beany jeanies), too tight clothing and too loose clothing. Apparel should also be stainless and fresh. Another thing that I hate in a boy is stupid pickup lines and excessive flirting. Hair is another thing that bugs me. Hair should be a boy's typical haicut, not a mowhawk or too long. It should be about two inches at the longest if you have straight hair, but if you have curly hair or hair you think is really frizzy, you can do a shorter do. Hair should also be not really tangly, not really dirty/greasy, and PLEASE not a lot of gel.Wash your hair(and body) every night. To all boys, trust me on all this advice.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are exactly right. ENOUGH WITH THE AXE OVERLOADS! great insight

xxsanticupcakexx said...

Yes! i tottaly agree and i really like it. This is great advice to all boys out their. do some more things like this to other people who need advice. me like. <3

Anonymous said...

You are sooo right. keep writeing !!!

Anonymous said...

love it! lets hope all the guys take your advice! ;)

Anonymous said...

Wow. This article is really fun to read. Keep giving us this great advice. It sounds pretty good. I may use this. I hope this stuff works.

Anonymous said...

Soooo true