Dear Britany Spears

Dear Brittany Spears,

I think that you should seriously rethink your actions and how they are affecting people. All your drinking is making you mentally ill, not just a pain in the @#$%*&. Now you're both. Seriously, take the time to read this advice and maybe you can realize how much everyone thinks you are messed up and then realize how right they are. And trust me, they are pretty darn right.

If you just want publicity, try doing something good to help the world. I suggest donating money to a nonprofit organization or actually doing the dirty work yourself. Doing something good feels great and makes people like you. But the first lesson in helping the world is not being drunk while doing it. The second lesson is not being snobby about doing it and bragging a lot.

As for being nice to your kids, well I think that reading one of those cheap parenting books you get at the Dollar Store would be a step up from what you're doing now. How about you think how your drinking is affecting your kids? I don't blame the CPS (child protective service) for taking them from you. They should send them to therapy lessons, too.

You are setting a terrible example to kids who once loved your music, including your sister. I think that the way Jamie is pregnant at 16. How stupid is that?!?!?! Man, now with you and your sister, you've passed the Lohans in the competition to win America's Most Messed Up Family.

And shaving your head was just plain stupid. Be thankfull for the fact that you actually have hair, unlike the unlucky people who have cancer. How do you think they're feeling right now?

So take this bit of advice and maybe you won't go to jail. Wait, scratch that. you need to go to some serious rehab treatment, maybe also with a couple sessions with Dr.Phil. Never mind, your life is pretty messed up beyond repair.

Yours Truly,

Brittanyspea Rsthinkitover